I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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