just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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