the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
These tits shall not be calmed
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