We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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