i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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