Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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