Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
we're making bets on your personal life
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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