Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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