dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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