i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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