I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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