So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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