A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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