She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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