i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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