He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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