so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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