Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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