Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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