Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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