I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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