redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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