woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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