Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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