I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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