I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Fuck appropriateness.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Randomize
