i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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