Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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