normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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