Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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