I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
