I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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