FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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