im about as happy as oj after his trial
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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