how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
No more Irish car bombs ever.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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