You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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