Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
