my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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