How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Sext me about skeletons
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I am available for nakedness
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
