are you still at the devil's house?
I look better un-naked...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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