Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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