Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
