Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I fill condoms, not promises.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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