Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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