I'm going to jail i love you
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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