so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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