the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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