Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize