just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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