I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
