I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
The air taste purple.
Randomize
