Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
