In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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