Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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